I bought two items to get a third free, and then I returned the two. I should be Shopper of the Year

“Time flows like a canoe floats, and my love would fit in your purse if you’d ju…”

“There’s a new wine I want to try. I heard about it through the grapevine.”

“Things just didn’t work out between us. Who knows, another time, another place,…”

“Love is something to be cherished, like the toy at the bottom of a box of cerea…”