I brought horny in a brown paper bag from home that I’ll break out at lunchtime and put over someone’s ugly head. Tomorrow I’ll bring a Love Sandwich, minus the mayonnaise.

“Death cannot stop true love. That’s why it’s pointless for me to try to murder …”

“I’m here today because of my decisions yesterday. So I can change my tomorrow t…”

“A shirt is a dress, if you have short enough legs.”

“A fuel pump is a fountain drink machine for cars. And people who want to save t…”