I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste.

“My routine is comforting, like a comforter. But a blanket could easily be used …”

“I can envision your success all day long, but until you imagine its reality, it…”

“Getting struck by lightning is like winning the lottery, except of course, not …”

“I’ll jump off a bluff, or a cliff, so don’t call my bluff, or call me Cliff.”