I buy all my socks with holes in them. Otherwise, how would I get my feet in them?

“My first and last name is like a candy bar in your mouth that you can chew on a…”

“If footballs were the size of acorns, they’d be easy to lose in the forest. Vir…”

“A brick could be used as the lead singer of a band called “The More Interesting…”

“Do I attribute my success to hard work, or sunscreen? If you want the truth, ma…”