I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best.

“Brick and Blanket could be the names of two characters in a screenplay full of …”

“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”

“His first name is Brooks, but his last name isn’t. His last name is Wrinkled, u…”

“I think the most heavenly food is fluffy white clouds.”