I can feel my cheeks through your cheesecake buttocks.

“A brick could be used to commit genocide on a small patch of grass, if you lay …”

“When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for bein…”

“My day starts like a regular guy’s. I wake up, drink raw eggs, run around Phila…”

“A car is a couch with wheels. My windshield wipers don’t work, so I’ve decided …”