I can go from zero to sixty in 59 M.P.H.

“Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someo…”

“A brick could be used to decorate the interior of your anus. Here, bend over an…”

“The name’s Jamello. That’s my last name—and my first name. And yes, I am a herm…”

“I was sick, so I went to see a ducktor. He was a quack.”