I can’t afford to waste either my money or my time—but that doesn’t stop me from trying.

“I wish somebody would have told my grandpa about the Cold War, so he could have…”

“Birthdays: without them we'd be immortal. But just because you're not immortal,…”

“Ears of corn can listen better than me when they’re still in the ground.”

“When certain people can’t figure out why a certain place produces a certain thi…”