I can’t do a round off, but I can round off to the nearest back handspring.

“I named my car Itch, not because it’s all scratched up, though it is, but becau…”

“With my big 80s hair, my cut off jean shorts, and my roller skates, I’m going t…”

“I hung a large pizza over my window, because it was more delicious than curtain…”

“A brick could be used in the back part of a director’s last name, to make an ep…”