I can’t even hear the phrase ‘Four score and seven years ago’ without thinking of what?” my mom asked.

“A top hat and a beard,” I replied.

“I used a bag of potato chips as a sock once. Roll Tide!”

“I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug.”

“I’ll drink out of your bra, because I’m thirsty for your love.”

“I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because …”