I can’t go out tonight, because unfortunately I’m all tied up at the moment. I’m not busy, but I am kidnapped.

“We couldn’t make love, unfortunately, because she was dead. I didn’t kill her, …”

“A brick could be your new best friend. If this appeals to you, it’s probably be…”

“When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a short…”

“It’s important that my socks match. I don’t want anything that distracts from m…”