I can’t sell sex for money, but what if I change sex’s name to food? Then can I sell it freely in the street?

“I am the bow of love. I’m also the bow of hate. Same spelling, different pronun…”

“My blanket is a year old. And amazingly, it still purrs just as loud today as i…”

“I can fly a plane, but I can’t fly a planet. Not without a seatbelt the size of…”

“I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was j…”