I can't spend too much time in the forests because I invariably leave traces-ridiculously happy trees, basically, since I'm the last Druid in the world and they tend to geek out like Joss Whedon fans when I show up.

“for now, bread and mead call us, appetites whetted, to witness what I have been…”

“Oh noes, kitteh haz major angriez!” I said. I turned around to share a laugh wi…”

“Out, out, thou strumpet Fortune!" I cried with all the venom of Charlton Heston…”

“Are you telling me you're lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?”