I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know when you’ll never know.

“I saw two lizards kissing yesterday, but I scared them off. Maybe I should have…”

“If I asked people how many people there are in the world, I’ll bet more than ha…”

“The baby looks like an infant, he doesn’t look like anybody. He’s barely even a…”

“My nickname in high school was Catch 22. Not because I was a walking dilemma, b…”