I carry on about how much you love me, and I carry on my love like it’s carry-on luggage.

“If I ever meet Michael Phelps, I’m going to tell him that I am that Michael Phe…”

“If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.”

“When I wear sunglasses, the day turns shades of night, and it’s as if the block…”

“A blanket could be used to represent my feelings for you. I think it’s slightly…”