I clench your love in my butt cheeks, along with all my hard-earned cash.

“A blanket could be used to say hello to a man who’s not only tone deaf, but als…”

“It’s not true that selling stolen goods has no overhead. Prison’s got a ceiling.”

“If love had a pulse, like a heartbeat, would you find yourself oscillating like…”

“If taxis were patriotic symbols, I’d flag one down on the Fourth of July.”