I collect human skin. I keep it all on the bumper of my car.

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“His last name was Chew, and I didn’t care if he was Asian, I still screamed, “N…”

“I want to make a splash in the world, and I want to make one with my dry wit. M…”

“I have a secret secret admirer. Not only is her identity a secret—but so is the…”