I collect orgasms. Unfortunately, lately I’ve been selling more than I’ve been buying.

“Black clothing makes me look skinnier. If I wear all black at night, and turn o…”

“If love fell in love with another word, do you think that word would smell, tas…”

“You want to tell me what this is? she asked as she gabbed my erection. “A mirac…”

“If you want me, you’d better hurry. Act now, supplies are limited.”