I collect sounds. I store most of them in my ears, but some, like the sneeze, I store in my nose. If you wear a rain slicker and some rubber gloves, I’ll show you my collection sometime.

“I wrote a coded love note in my report for work. All the letters you need to re…”

“It’s impossible for me to applaud your successes when my hands are too busy pat…”

“So I am to be Robert’s replacement. On the one hand, there is no pressure, beca…”

“A brick could be used as a floatation device. But only use it if the person dro…”