I could inject a brick in each of my butt cheeks and then be like ancient Greece: a ruin. Only, I’d ask my gay dance partner, “R u in?”


“I’d start a war just to illustrate the value of peace.”

“-Do you have any scary I can borrow? Orafoura asked.
-I’m afraid not, I replied.”

“Thor once took an IQ test, and he was scoring so high that the referees took aw…”

“A brick could be used as an identifier, for all those people with no real ident…”