I could never be a chef, because I could ‘t bare the thought of my art always turning to shit.

“A lot of prestigious men have passed through my office. That’s the benefit of h…”

“On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars…”

“Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who gi…”

“Bring on hyperinflation! I want to be a millionaire with minimal work.”