I could put the journal in journalist, but I’d rather supply my diary.

“What has four wooden legs and hangs out in a bar? If you answered a barstool, y…”

“When certain people can’t figure out why a certain place produces a certain thi…”

“I’d kill for any one of my friends. Thankfully for the overpopulated prison sys…”

“Killing a bird is a murder most fowl. Trying to play doctor with a duck makes y…”