I could tell she was into discipline by her collection of whips and chains.

“When I first heard merry-go-round, I thought, “Does she? I didn’t know Mary was…”

“Christ was the son, I am a magnifying glass, and you are an ant.”

“I just received the message she left earlier today. She left the message yester…”

“Larry Bird looks like a bird, and Johnny Vagina looks like—hey, what is that in…”