I couldn’t believe she was half dressed. How dare she only be half naked in my presence.

“A brick could be used to help you maintain a balanced diet, by keeping your hea…”

“I can’t do my job, if you don’t do yours. I also can’t do my job, so can you do…”

“I discovered a time capsule from WWII disguised as a bomb. I’m going to open it…”

“I may not be able to remember your name, but I remember your address and what t…”