I covered up my mistakes—with dirt, like you’d do with any other dead bodies.

“A blanket could be used to teach geography to a sleeping man. Better do it quic…”

“Being in love is like being lit on fire and having your loved one morph into a …”

“I discovered a time capsule from WWII disguised as a bomb. I’m going to open it…”

“I’d like to make a statement, and I’d like to make it out of my own small intes…”