I did a charity walk the other day. They asked for money, and I walked.

“She yawned so loudly that I wanted to use her mouth as a putt putt golf hole.”

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“And if I’d been a good boy that day, I’d get to eat Chlorella for dessert. Chlo…”

“If yes is the new no, no is the new maybe, and maybe is the new yes, then my an…”