I did a face plant. Ivy was her name.

“I sure wish deodorant tasted like butter, because then I could keep mashed pota…”

“I am a caged lion living like a free-range lamb.”

“Your penis is a whistle. My penis is a flute. And I’ve got a tromboner for your…”

“I’m in disguise. I’m disguised as myself, and I’m a master of disguise, so that…”