I did not approve of your action—I was merely congratulating myself. What you mistook for clapping was merely me giving myself multiple high fives.

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“Her golden hair moved like a hundred moths, all trying to saturate themselves i…”

“When you’re starving, and all the grocery stores are out of meat, that’s when y…”