I did something so stupid last night that I can’t even speak about it today. I took a vow of silence.

“Keep your eyes open, especially if you’re wearing a blindfold while driving. Cl…”

“I tattooed my name on my buttocks, so you’d know what an ass I am. Also so eith…”

“My penis is seven. Not years old or even inches. No, my genitalia is the prime …”

“The most dangerous flower is one that grows on a grave. Everybody in its vicini…”