I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over.

“And from where I was sitting his ass looked like little Bear's bed...not too ha…”

“Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn’t he here, insistin…”

“Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, …”

“Give me the gun." Ranger said.I extracted the gun from my pants and handed it o…”