I didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get wet.

“Am I going crazy, or am I the only one who can hear the silence?”

“Tomorrow is promised to no man, though I’m under the impression I have an earth…”

“I am not adventurous, though I can manage to look at and enjoy sunsets. However…”

“I can’t swim, because despite my love being shaped like Michael Phelps, it’s so…”