I didn’t have enough money to tip the waitress, so I offered to take her out on a date, provided she paid for dinner. And picked me up.

“I haven’t had a birthday party in a while, probably because I’m not really into…”

“A blanket could be used to show love, by providing warmth, comfort, and an itch…”

“I would give you all my love, but I’m afraid I’d get nothing in return. And com…”

“A brick could be used to illustrate the seriousness of the situation. You’ll kn…”