I didn’t have time to grow out a mustache, so I wore a squirrel to the party. Women looked at me like they knew I was a lover who knows how to how, if you know what, when, where, why, and who I’m talking about.

“People don’t blush when they’re embarrassed. White people blush when they’re em…”

“A watch, it’s a sign of the times.”

“If love were a glove, I’d wear it on my foot like a goldfish in a silver mine. …”

“I’m tired of thinking about Agatha. Well, not about her, but about my loss of h…”