I didn’t set out to discover Truth. I was simply hungry and digging deep in the back of the fridge and boom! there it was. And I’ve got to tell you, the Truth was tasty. 


“Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afrai…”

“I’m tired of talking. I want you to extract my thoughts through my nostrils.”

“The time is now 3:34. Damn! I’m late for 3:33.”

“A brick could help get your unruly hair under control, by getting at the root o…”