I didn’t want to go, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t want to be invited.

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“The Builders are building with you in mind, dear citizen, so don’t worry your t…”

“A football could be swapped out for a brick, to make family reunion football ga…”

“The great news is I drive like a woman. The bad news is that it’s only when I’m…”