I do not like work even when someone else is doing it.

“Yes, I am of old family, and not illiterate. I am a fossil."   "A which?"   "Fo…”

“To me [Edgar Allan Poe's] prose is unreadable—like Jane Austin's [sic]. No ther…”

“I would do it myself, but my intelligence is out of repair. . .”

“Don't you worry your pretty little mind. People throw rocks at things that shin…”