I don’t beat around the bush. Especially since I like my women clean shaven.

“I like making money. I make it out of wood. I make nickels mostly.”

“Agatha told me she was late, and I thought, I haven’t slept with her in years—s…”

“Of all things possible, the impossible is the only one worth skipping sex for.”

“I fell in love, but she wasn’t there to pick me up. So I took a taxi.”