I don’t believe it’s morally wrong to steal from a thief.

“Helen Keller, she just can’t see how much I love her. Also, she acts like she c…”

“This morning I ate a hamburger for breakfast, and then wept like a baby into an…”

“I’d love to try to sell a blank white canvas to an art dealer. And when he asks…”

“I want to be a man of letters. All 26 of them.”