I don't believe your theory that "readers never notice that sort of thing." I'm sure I should.

“The only place outside Heaven where you can be perfectly safe from all the dang…”

“If you read history you will find that the Christians begin the most for the pr…”

“If there is a wasp in the room, I’d like to be able to see it.”

“They stormed and jeered at one another in long meaningless words of about twent…”