I don’t call watches watches, I call them grasps, because one, they grasp onto your wrist, and two, time isn’t something you can watch; it’s a concept you have to grasp.

“Hard work would really open doors for me. So would being disabled.”

“The moveless man moves along like the mist. The mist doesn’t hide, but all thin…”

“Make yourself interesting to history. Master some aspect of life, and then find…”

“We had a blast at my magical birthday party. There were midgets, fairies, glass…”