I don’t care about being cool. I just want to be loved by half the world (100% of the female population).

“Through the miracle of science, or divine intervention, a brick could be made s…”

“A slice of cheese is like a blanket on a burger, and I sleep with pillows shape…”

“When I think about all the thinking I’ve done, I get sleepy, like a coffee-colo…”

“As our bodies are mostly made of water, I’d rather be hungry than thirsty. And …”