I don’t have time to kill you, and you don’t have time to die, because I’m not into redundancy, and you’re already dead.

“The glove compartment of my car is empty, but one of these days, I’m going to f…”

“I had a dream about you. We were traveling in your car. You were driving, and I…”

“While I love people, I hate every single person. I only like a person if they’r…”

“A telephone cord used to make an excellent leash on people. Now metal chains wo…”