I don’t just watch TV all day long. I also listen.

“A brick could be used measure the volume of love in any given bathtub. But for …”

“I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough …”

“With his spiked brown hair, he would have looked like a porcupine if he wasn’t …”

“A brick could be used to tell the time. If you can see it it’s daytime, and if …”