I don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t bad.

“I really am who I seem to be, and I’m coming apart at the seams.”

“After our date, I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally…”

“A brick could be used as a bowling ball. With how bad I bowl, a rectangle ball …”

“The flashing black line on an empty Word document reminds me that my life is co…”