I don’t leave her speechless very often. I have to enjoy those rare moments.

“A long white ribbon shot out of the crack in the wall. The ribbon just kept com…”

“Watching him lumber back toward the apartment building, I got so mad I did some…”

“Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!”

“P.S. You'll have to meet with Dan's principal when you get back. He got in trou…”