I don’t like chili, unless I’m wearing a jacket.

“Every time the sound of one of my farts reverberates in a toilet bowl, I think …”

“A brick has eight edges and six sides. That’s nearly as many sides as a politic…”

“My workout partner is a cat. We nap together. He spots me a place, and keeps it…”

“Men are from vaginas, and women are from women.”