I don’t like dirt, because nothing is dirtier. Except politics.


“I bought a zoo, which is funny, because I own the very place that should own me.”

“A whisper is like the shadow of a shout. My shout’s a little too green if I let…”

“Whole trees are good fishing nets. I fish like I farm.”

“The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house, and …”