I don’t like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you.

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“i have a friend request from some stranger on facebook and i delete it without …”

“me giving my mom romantic advice is kind of like a goldfish giving a snail advi…”

“But you have to figure that if it’s too hard to hang on, then maybe you should …”