I don’t like Mondays, especially if they occur on Fridays.

“-I don’t want you to do anything.-Well then I won’t do anything.
-Thank you.
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“When I visit England, I want to bring back the best souvenir an American can ge…”

“Love has a sound, if you know what to listen for. It sounds like silence, surro…”

“Be true to who you are as a person. Or, if you’re a politician, be true to who …”