I don’t like salad dressing. I prefer salad undressing. I’m a health freak. And I do mean freak.

“A brick could be used like a Viking skull holds soup. If you bring a spoon, I c…”

“Some men might buy their wives stoves for their birthdays. But I’m not that sex…”

“A brick could be used as another brick, as they all look the same. So yes, I am…”

“Where it was last, is the first place I’ll look, not the last place. Oh, if onl…”